I was using Carl Sziebert's guide for getting JDBC connection pooling up and running for Red5. Again I'm struck by the vast idiocy of Java programmers. They are sometimes hilariously stupid. The process of getting red5 JDBC hibernation working is a perfect example. Just take a look at Carl's guide (not disparaging Carl personally, he may be an idiot or he may just be misguided.) At the very least he's publishing some method of making this work. Well anyway, contrast his guide with my guide for getting Apache connection pooling working in Perl. Ok, here's the guide!
use Apache::DBI;
Whew, that was tough. I'm glad these Spring people have created this amazing technology that makes connection pooling possible! What an incredibly elegant solution they have created! Five proprietary XML files to edit. I'm astounded at this cutting edge technological innovation which pushes back the oounds of possibility for mankind! All brought to you by the ingenius language Java, which is creating a wonderful new paradigm of simple programming which anyone can understand and maintain. I'm glad those people are out exhaling carbon dioxide, at least they're doing something useful.
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I see you want to start a flame war, have you nothing better to do? I mean you do have ASCII porn and Ruby... By the way before you call anyone an idiot, use a spell checker on your posts since I don't think "oounds" is an English term. Lastly, since you seem to think you are some sort of savant; why don't you implement a Flash media server in Perl or Ruby? That would be l33t!
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